🐾 Adopt-A-Dad: Marcus Streeter

For less than the cost of a cup of coffee every day, you, a single lady, can help Marcus — a lonely, struggling guitarist and singer for Only Dads.

Marcus is a man’s man. He’s athletic, with flowing blonde hair that shines in the morning sun. At dawn, he rises to train for his next 5K, tend his animals, and gently farm his crops. And yet, every evening, he finds the strength and endurance to rock out… for you.

But without your help, many of Marcus’s riffs may go unheard.

Please, find it in your heart to visit OnlyDadsBand.com, or follow us on Facebook at Only Dads. There, for just $9.99 a month, you can sponsor Marcus.

As a supporter, you’ll receive:

• A glossy 5x7 photo of Marcus, riding his tractor majestically into the sunset.
  
  

• A handwritten setlist, slightly smudged with tractor grease and tears.
  
  

• A genuine guitar pick, and one authentic broken string from a real Only Dads gig.
  
  

But wait — if you act within the next 30 minutes, you can unlock the Streeter Gardening Package: Marcus himself will come to your home and mow your lawn in a pair of cutoff shorts.

Marcus Streeter. Athletic. Blonde. Farmer. Guitar hero. Only Dad. Gentle lover.
Please — don’t let another night fall without giving this lonely guitarist the support he deserves. Visit our website today.